I am turning into a movie freak ! ~ :D
Watched " Speed Racer " with Crystal after school.
Though the trailer was not THAT attractive,
but seeing RAIN alone, is enough. (:
Frankly speaking, the front part was total boredom.
Luckily, the rest of it was not bad at all !
and RAIN is freaking HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !
HAHA.
A 3.5/5 stars rating from me.
Its a 135 minutes movie.
Just bear with it for awhile.
The middle - ending part is the main course.
You will not regret it once you complete the whole show. (:
While waiting for the bus to Causeway Point from my house.
Though it was a mere 5 minutes walk,
we were seriously TOO LAZY LA !
Love Trixie. :D
Okay, let you be Trixie la,
I'll be Pops.
HAHA.
Here are some jokes I found from TalkingCock.com
Have a laugh (:
Can Die (Contributed by Setzer)
There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause.
Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil.... As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........ ....
Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner.
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So this is what goes on at diplomatic summits... (Contributed by Darren Ong)
One day, our beloved Senior Minister went to America for a meeting with Bill "Sex Maniac" Clinton.
After the meeting, SM Lee approached Bill and asked:
SM Lee: Bill, let me ask you a question.
Bill: About sex?
SM Lee: No, lah! How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?
Bill: Don’t know.
SM Lee: You open the door, shove the giraffe in, then you close it. Now let me ask you another question…how do you add an elephant into the fridge if you can only put one animal in it?
Bill: Open the door, shove the elephant in, and close the door.
SM Lee: No! You open the door, take the giraffe out, then shove the elephant in and close it. Now, if you were on a plane and it was going to crash because it was overloaded, what should you throw out? A VCR, A fridge, or 10 bags that were heavier than the other two added together?Bill: I should throw myself.
Lee Kuan Yew: Got no parachute, lah!
Bill: Then of course the 10 bags lah!
Lee Kuan Yew: Wrong! The fridge. Because the fridge itself is lighter than the 10 bags but there is an elephant in it...goondu! Now, last one... there was this very beautiful princess by the name of Monica. One day, a witch cast a spell on her. Now anyone who was 100 meters away would die. Then this prince by the name of Bill decided to be a hero and save her. Actually he wanted to have sex with her later. But he died 300 meters away. Why?
Bill: Don't know.
Lee Kuan Yew: Because you throw the fridge on him, mah!
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Starting Young
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.However, the head sister had a bright idea.
She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers.
In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"
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Sometimes I just want to switch it off and live in this little world of mine.
